Time to give up the PJs

If you’re an adult, I think it’s officially time to abandon the idea of wearing pajamas in public. It’s not too much effort to put on some goddamn pants. Show the world you care at least a little bit. Here’s a convenient hierarchy in case you’re confused:

Jeans/Slacks: Hello! I’m a productive member of society!

Yoga pants: Hello! I’m a girl who forgot to do laundry!

Sweat pants: Hello! I’m a man who forgot to do laundry!

Pajamas: Meh. Fuck it. I give up.



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