It’s a well known, nigh, scientifically proven fact that the only way a dragon can be killed is in combat with a knight. When most of us think of knights fighting dragons, we picture a medieval man in a suit of armor with a sword and lance charging in on horseback.
But what if a dragon suddenly popped up tomorrow. What if a giant, fire-breathing, ass-kicking dragon emerged from a volcano and started spewing death? Ignoring the Godzilla-esque undertones, we would of course need modern day knights to combat this hypothetical future-dragon.
So who does that leave us with? Why, the likes of Bill Gates, Elton John, Paul McCartney, Andrew Llyod Webber, and Salman Rushdie, of course!
On the other hand? Sir Sean Connery.
Humanity is saved once again.